Johor ;]

So, today, I and my family woke up and decided 'oh what the heck, let's go and round Malaysia today,' so we went to Johor :)

lol, I was just kidding, it's my aunt's wedding reception today, husband's side obviously, we had ours last week. We had the most delicious food ever and you did not come. Oh well, your lost.

Anyway, so we went to Johor through Negeri Sembilan and Melaka, we stopped at Melaka and everyone is the car, excluding me went to wee wee, lol, i sound like a mom. use the restrooms and refresh themselves whatsoever. Since I was all alone in the car,with the air cond on and the windows tinted, i slept. And when they decided to come back, they opened the door, without knocking. That is so rude of them *shakes head. They are so lucky I wasnt changing or anything. Anyway, there's was this big group of girls standing outside the car, like few meters away and when the car door was opened, the sleeping beauty was revealed. Those princesses were staring and whispering like cows when they saw me, like hello, i'm sleeping in my dad's car, sure, i looked like a cowhead with my hair all over the place but isnt it rude to stare? I was really glad when the door finally closed, and then my brother had to open it and go out and leave the damn door open while he, whatever he was doing, i don't care.Naturally, i gave those girls my best get-the-fuck-out-of-my-sight-you-losers look and there goes the whispering and staring all over again. Hooray!

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On a scarier note, we continued our journey and past these row of shops, we had to stop at a traffic light and we, being awesome and all had to look out of the window. There was this chinese restaurant that had a signboard written in Mandarin, of course we had to guess what it says, i guess one word correct, which is Tian, which means sky.  Anywhoo, my dad noticed this barber shop above the restaurant and guess what the signboard says?

Chinese Place Kedai Gunting Rambut 

we broke into fits of laughter and came up with a conclusion : Only chinese are allowed ;D

Yabdadababa, we reached Segamat at 12.18. It was rainning, heck, it was rainning since 5 am, like no joke, no exaggeration and stuff.
It was raining throughout our journey, we left at 9.32. No, i don't have OCD, i just happen to notice stuffs :)
Anyway, it was flooded but luckily it wasnt too bad so, thank god for our Alphat. (NO, I DON'T know how to spell that car's name and yes, i googled it, yes, google's not helping, no, i won't walk a few steps and take a look at the car)

We had to pass by Gunung Ledang and this was our reaction

Hazim/Mummy/Me/Daddy

LOOK, LOOK! It's Gunung Ledang! Mummy, do you think we can hike this mountain later on? 

No, it's raining heavily, besides..

Mummy! SEE, THAT'S BUKIT KEPUNG!

What the hell is Bukit Kedung and why don't I know anything about it? And why do you know anything about Bukit Kedung?

Dude, it's Bukit Kepung, hah, i know things that you don't. Oh, Mummy, there's a resort. hrm, mummy, can we go to Hutan Lipar Gunung Ladang?

*cracks up

*cracks up

And you call me stupid? 

*ignores me

Mummy, why do you think Atok and Nenek survived that tragedi Bukit Kepung?

What in the world are you talking about?!

*laughs* Ha, tulah. *laughs* Follow us next time.

Mummy, why do you think Atok and Nenek survived it? Did the Japanese caught them?

No, they weren't born yet that time, but my grandpa was, he survived it, that's why he ran to Negeri Sembilan.

How did they escape? 

I don't know, i wasnt there that time.

Wait! How the hell did he knows all this?

Haish, mind your language.

*ignores me 

What happened with Leftenan Adnan anwyay? 

FINE, SINCE I'M CLEARY NOT NOTICED AND NO ONE WOULD TELL ME HOW HE KNOWS EVERYTHING, I'M GOING TO SLEEP.

Was he from Johor too?

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So, now i'm still pissed and i still don't know how did he knows all  this. Sigh 

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THAT WAS LIKE AGES AGO. It wasn't posted. But I am still pissed my brother knows more than i do